Archive | September, 2012

Saga, vol. 1

27 Sep

Brian K. Vaughn (Runaways, Y: The Last Man) returns to comics with a very clever SF/fantasy fusion called Saga, illustrated by Canadian artist Fiona Staples. It’s the tale of Hazel, newborn daughter to soldiers on opposite sides of a galactic war; father Marko is from a race of men with horns who wield magic, and mother Alana is from a race of winged humanoids. Hazel narrates the story of her own birth as her fugitive parents try to escape from soldiers, bounty hunters and other dangers.

If this sounds a bit like Star Wars, it should; Vaughn first conceived of the series when he was a child, and has described it as “Star Wars for perverts” due to its adult content. I was initially lukewarm about the fit of Fiona Staples’ artwork for this series, feeling that the style of a P. Craig Russell or Charles Vess might be more suitable; but Staples quickly grew on me for her rendering of the various alien races that she and Vaughn have designed. It’s a hell of a ride and I am looking forward to the next volume.

Beyond the Black Rainbow (**1/2)

26 Sep

Beyond the Black Rainbow is a new film crafted to look and feel like an old film; its promotional materials describe it as a “Reagan-era fever dream” but it reminded me of the late 60s/early 70s stream of consciousness psychodramas that used to show up on Shock Theatre sometimes when I was a kid. It is the tale of Elena, a young girl with mysterious powers who is determined to escape a facility called Arboria and the demented Dr. Nyle.

The pace of the film is very slow, digressing frequently into the past and into extended trippy sequences characterized by unusual camera effects; it would probably be more at home on continuous loop in an avant garde art gallery than in a multiplex. The actors acquit themselves well, considering how little dialogue is involved. You certainly would not want to pin your enjoyment on the plot; but if you are in the mood for what amounts to a rambling exercise in technique, you might enjoy this film.

Chi’s Sweet Home

25 Sep

I happened across the first volume of Chi’s Sweet Home by Konami Kanata at Little Island Comics in Toronto, and picked it up because a quick scan indicated that it was one of the most adorable comics I have ever seen. It is the tale of a curious kitten who gets separated from her mother and siblings one day near a park; fortunately she is found by a wayward child and taken in by his family, with the intention of finding her a permanent family since they cannot keep pets in their building. They have trouble finding an adopter, however, and eventually decide to keep the kitten (named “Chi” – Japanese for “pee” – by the child who is potty training).

The book is told entirely from Chi’s point of view, and Kanata does a great job of depicting the sorts of challenges and feelings that a kitten might have, from separation anxiety to litterbox issues and visiting the vet. It is not always as lighthearted as you might assume, so I would not recommend it for very young children (ie., preschool), but it is very true and touching, in the same vein as Patrick McDonnell’s Mutts comic strip.

Netflix Picks for Fall 2012

24 Sep

As a follow-up to the recent post on the fall TV season, I thought I would make a list of stuff that I recommend which is on Netflix, for those who have not yet checked them out.

The first thing I recommend is that if you live outside of the US, as I do, you sign up for the Unblock-US VPN service. $5 a month gets you access to their DNS servers; just enter the addresses in your router (or game console, laptop, iPad, etc.), restart and/or install Netflix, and bam! Access to the US version of Netflix, which means a ton more of content. They have a one week free trial too.

The shows and films listed below can be found on the US version of Netflix, so bear that in mind as you search. I’ll categorize them as Netflix does for (hopefully) easier access.

British TV: Sherlock, Doctor Who, The IT Crowd, Top Gear, Inspector Lewis, Luther, Spaced, That Mitchell & Webb Look, Cracker, Blackadder, The Office, Snuff Box, Rebus, The Inbetweeners

Raunchy Comedies: Adventureland, Goon, Wet Hot American Summer, Team America: World Police, The Ten, Outside Providence

Witty Movies: Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, The Trip, Office Space, Submarine, Mean Girls, This is Spinal Tap, How to Steal a Million, In The Loop, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Raising Arizona, Sleeper, Swingers, Much Ado About Nothing, Radio Days, Jackie Brown, Fever Pitch (1997)

Cynical Movies: Heathers, Rubber, Empire Records, The Rules of Attraction, Art School Confidential

Action Thrillers: Haywire, Battle Royale, Snatch, The Girl Who Played With Fire (2009), Shooter, Ronin, Payback, Starship Troopers, Pirahna (2010), The Crow, Way of the Gun, The Taking of Pelham 123 (1974), Captain America (2011)

New Releases: Friends With Benefits, Margin Call, Breaking Bad, Supernatural, Revenge, The Vampire Diaries, Drive, The Decoy Bride, Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil

Recently Added: Sunset Boulevard, Hot Rod, The Comedians of Comedy, Wallander

TV Action & Adventure: Archer, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Burn Notice, Lost, Star Trek, Angel, The Walking Dead, Dollhouse, Heroes, Battlestar: Galactica (remake), Caprica, Stargate: Universe, Magnum PI

TV Comedies: 30 Rock, Psych, Louie, The League, United States of Tara

TV Dramas: Life, Damages, Twin Peaks, Durham County, Persons Unknown

Children: Yo Gabba Gabba!, Labyrinth, Phineas and Ferb, The Secret of Kells, Time Bandits, The Tale of Despereaux

Classic Movies: Love and Death, Once Upon a Time in the West, Fahrenheit 451, Bonnie and Clyde, The Conversation, Dog Day Afternoon, Sabrina, Charade, Chinatown, Duck Soup, Network, The African Queen, The Long Goodbye

Comedies: The Big Lebowski, The Meaning of Life, Kick-Ass, Trainspotting, Sliding Doors, Groundhog Day

Documentaries: Ken Burns: Baseball, Ken Burns: Jazz

Dramas: The Last Enemy, Brick, What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Jesse Stone: Sea Change

Foreign Movies: Ip Man 2, Let The Right One In, Eat Drink Man Woman, Timecrimes, The Crimson Rivers, Ong-Bak, Oldboy, Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!

Horror Movies: Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark! (2011), From Dusk Til Dawn, Children of the Corn, Shark Knight, The House of the Devil, Carrie, Creature from the Black Lagoon, The Host, I Spit on Your Brave

Independent Movies: Cemetery Junction, Sleeping Beauty, Muriel’s Wedding

Romantic movies: Chalet Girl

Sci-Fi/Fantasy: Hellboy, Vanilla Sky, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, What Dreams May Come, Buckaroo Banzai, The Final Countdown, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Sports Movies: Step Into Liquid, The Endless Summer, The Ultimate Wave: Tahiti

Thrillers: Reservoir Dogs, Following

Resident Evil: Retribution (*1/2)

21 Sep

Milla Jovovich returns as the unkillable, dead-eyed Alice in this fifth instalment of a film franchise that has been outstripped in terms of storytelling and acting by the video games that inspired it. The film opens with a recap of the franchise, a useful reminder for those of us who are vague on the details or who skipped the last film (RE: Afterlife) entirely.

Not that it matters. All we really need to know is that Alice is trying to stop the spread of the dreaded T-virus, engineered by the Umbrella Corporation as a chemical weapon that has gotten WAY out of hand. Alice wakes in the Umbrella master facility, conveniently located miles below the surface of the arctic. She is sent through several “training simulations” where The Red Queen – the artificial intelligence that runs the facility in the aspect of a creepy young girl – sends a variety of “biohazards” to kill Alice in simulated areas of Tokyo, New York, and Moscow. Alice picks up some allies along the way, including Ava Wong and Leon from the game series, but she is also pursued by Jill Valentine and a team of assassins.

This sort of movie, like the latest Underworld film, is frustrating. Both franchises are essentially vanity showcases for their star actresses, and both had decent beginnings; but they have become stupider and lazier with each passing iteration. The dialogue in RE: Retribution is like an afterthought, a scant glue that holds together an increasingly preposterous series of action scenes. There are times when it is so stilted, especially when coming out of Jill’s mouth, that I started to wonder if it was an in-joke for game fans that remember the poorly translated dialogue of the original game.

But, I don’t think writer/director Paul W.S. Anderson deserves that kind of credit. Apart from an early scene in which Alice battles a dozen zombies in a hallway with a gun and a bicycle lock on a chain, this film is as dull as watching unskippable cut scenes while you wait to play the next level.

The Possession (*)

20 Sep

Being the masochists that we are, Nicole and I went to see The Possession at the drive-in on the long weekend and it was truly one of the worst films I have seen in a while – and of course, it claims to be based on a true story. Jeffrey Dean Morgan stars as a recently-divorced dad who gets custody of his two daughters (10 and 16) on the weekends. He takes them to a yard sale, where the 10 year old decides she wants a creepy old box covered in Hebrew carvings.

Much like in 2009′s The Unborn, the box contains the spirit of a demon from Jewish mythology called a dybbuk: a malevolent spirit that slowly takes over its host. Unlike The Unborn, there is no hot young woman to watch; just a kid doing creepy things that I suppose are meant to remind us of The Exorcist, only without being actually scary in any way. The script is boring, the characters are irritating (especially the weird, inappropriate relationship between Morgan and ex-wife Kyra Sedgwick). It’s not the sort of bad horror movie you can enjoy as a guilty pleasure; it’s just incompetently made.

Fall TV Roundup

19 Sep

Fall is upon us once again, and the most exciting TV-related news for this reporter is the discovery of the Unblock-US VPN service, which allows me to access the US version of Netflix. I foresee much less downloading this fall and much more streaming.

Anyway, for the curious, here is my list of what I’ll be watching from the (mostly US) networks based on the previews for new shows and past performance of the rest (premiere dates are in brackets):

Monday: Revolution (9/17), Hart of Dixie (10/2), Hawaii Five-0 (9/24), Partners (9/24), Bunheads
Tuesday: Go On (9/10), New Girl (9/25), NCIS (9/25), Vegas (9/25), Justified, Don’t Trust the B (10/23),
Wednesday: South Park (9/26), Supernatural (10/3), Happy Endings (10/23), Suburgatory (10/17), American Horror Story (10/17), Top Shot
Thursday: Elementary (9/27), 30 Rock (10/4), Person of Interest (9/27), Vampire Diaries (10/11), Archer, Burn Notice, Louie, Burning Love
Friday: Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Kitchen Nightmares (9/28), Community (10/19), Hunted (10/19)
Saturday: Avatar: The Legend of Korra, Doctor Who
Sunday: Treme (9/23), Dexter (9/30), Homeland (9/30), Revenge (9/30), The Walking Dead (10/14), Girls, Longmire, The Newsroom, Mad Men

Of those listed above, I am probably most looking forward to Community, American Horror Story, Happy Endings, and Archer. Vegas looks promising as a combination of Justified and Mad Men, and it should be entertaining to see Dennis Quaid against Michael Chiklis. I’m sure The Vampire Diaries will be delightfully insane as always. I am not optimistic about Elementary – there are already too many Sherlock Holmes ripoffs, and the BBC Sherlock series is better than all of them put together. Based on watching one episode, Matthew Perry’s new series reminds me a bit of the original series of Cupid starring Jeremy Piven, which I loved; but it was also rather flat.

Some of those series, like Bunheads and The Newsroom, actually just ended their summer seasons. Probably the most impressive new series that I watched since the spring was the first “book” of The Legend of Korra, which had a tough act to follow but pulled it off well. (If you have never watched Avatar: The Last Airbender, I strongly recommend you jump on Netflix and catch up. Just don’t watch the M. Night Shyamalan feature film, whatever you do.)

Speaking of Netflix, the aforementioned US access has yielded many treasures. I’ll have a separate post about them soon.

Beat Down (***)

18 Sep

I was pleasantly surprised by this film set in Newfoundland by director and co-writer Deanne Foley. It’s the story of Fran Whiteway (Marthe Bernard), an 18-year-old young woman who has been raised by her father Whitey (Trailer Park Boys’ Robb Wells), who was once a pro wrestler called White Lightning. Fran wants to be a wrestler too and is good at it, easily subduing all of the boys in the gym run by the local priest (Andy Jones); but Whitey forbids it, muttering about how it will only break her heart. When Fran meets her father’s former tag-team partner Dark Thunder (Tony Nappo), she discovers that her father has not been entirely straight with her about his past, and joins Dark Thunder’s wrestling tour against Whitey’s wishes.

While there is nothing much original about the plot of Beat Down as a sports film, the script and actors bring a lot of warmth and humour to breathe life into it. Marthe Bernard holds the center of the film with a strong and confident performance; one could be forgiven for comparing her to Ellen Page in Whip It. Fans of Trailer Park Boys won’t be disappointed by Wells’ over the top moments; Whitey often feels like Ricky’s smarter cousin. The supporting cast is solid and the Newfoundland locations are beautifully shot by Jason Tan and his crew. Perhaps what pleased me the most about Beat Down was the fact that a movie about wrestling actually showed a lot of wrestling, and those scenes are arguably the most beautifully shot and edited parts of the film. Dark Thunder’s no-budget tour reminded me of watching Atlantic Grand Prix as a child.

I was pleased to see that Beat Down has been held over at the local multiplex, so if you gave it a miss on opening weekend, you have a second chance. Get out there and support a genuinely fun Canadian film.

The Searchers, Summer 2012 Edition

17 Sep

Whew, once again I’ve been slack on this blog; mainly because I’ve been working hard on my webcomic Time Wounds All Heels. If it’s not part of your weekly comics regimen, check it out, won’t you?

Anyway, longtime readers of this blog will recall that from time to time, I post a list of the search terms that lead people here. Sick, strange people. Here are my favourites from the last few months:

camp rock 2
skiing movies
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russian contemporary immigrant fiction
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aspect ratio comixology
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hot young bitches
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silver age comics spanking
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superman spanking wonder woman
is the hart of dixie set the same as gilmore girls
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“scott marshall” scam
how to make mini comics
mini comics publishers
on burn notice do they have a studio or do they just film the show all over miami
who is james garner mass effect
lego john cusack

The “Scott Marshall scam” search was an eye-opener. Turns out some douchebag that shares my name has been ripping people off with stock market scams, leading to an attempt on his life. For the record, if anyone out there is an angry investor, I am not him and I don’t know where he is.

I think my favourite is “why Krull failed in cinema” – why indeed? It’s a mystery of the ages. I also like the idea of Lego John Cusack; there could be a Lloyd Dobler set with ghetto blaster and pen, a High Fidelity set with a record shop, a Grosse Pointe Blank set. Let’s do this, pro builders.

Irons in the Fire

16 Sep

Hey pals and gals, this post is a reminder to check out my weekly webcomic Time Wounds All Heels. Nicole and I work hard on it and there is a new one up this morning so check it out please!

I’m also launching a new tumblr tomorrow that will post pictures every weekday of weird and wonderful minicomics, zines, and other ephemera from my decades-old collection. You will all benefit from my neuroses!

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